Jesus Jumped-Up Christ

Or Why Today Already Sucks Wrinkly Donkey Balls: A List of Current Grievances

• I woke up late and didn't get to ride into work today.


• The wind would have been blowing against me both coming and going, anyway.


• I'm poor struggling.


• Pets are dumb, sometimes.


• Apparently cops have nothing better to do than write us parking tickets.


• I got stuck on the drawbridge for a good fifteen minutes.


• Owning motorized vehicles is expensive, and I'm neither able or willing to do so anymore.


• Work is stressing me out lately.


• A city bus blatantly pushed me into another lane on my bike last night.


• I don't know how I'm going to buy Christmas presents.


• Yesterday it was over 70 degrees. In December.


• It appears I have knee problems from the Hummer Incident.


• Saddle sores.

- David